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tomlipinskisfreckles:

Omg Finland

I love that they’re going to obviously play on their one win forever.

blueberrytoast:

nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays:

fifteenyemenroad:

someone in the eurovision tag is asking if america can be in it next year… 

Even if the name didn’t expressly forbid it, can you imagine. They’d be all trying to be cute and every single country would just be silent with their arms crossed, and then when they were done someone would just come take their microphone and shake their head. Then that person would walk off the stage and the lights would go off in the auditorium till the americans realised they were supposed to leave, and as soon as the door closed the music instantly starts back up and the American entrants can just hear everyone else laughing inside while they have to wait for the bus home.

dalekstripper:

eurovision, you try valiantly every year, but just rmember NO ONE will ever be able to beat Ukraine’s 2007 entry

Don’t even need to click the link. It plays forever in my heart.

agroncriss:

i remember when france gave the uk one point last year

and then graham norton said:

we built a tunnel to your country 

Her backing dancers are young offenders, and this is their punishment.

Graham norton you are outstanding.